1. What kind of person do you consider yourself?Edit
- a gentle, kind person
- not very nice
- my subjects think I'm nuts
- the new Hitler
2. What do other people consider you to be?Edit
- the average Joe
- best to avoid in a dark alley
- they don't want to think about the crazy guy in the castle on the hill
- plain demented
3. What do you think other people are like?Edit
- mostly good
- I hate everybody
- excellent!...for experiments
- like cattle: fun to slaughter, and there's always more of them
4. What do you eat for breakfast?Edit
- Cereal, pancakes, something I can cook in the microwave, etc.
- crunchy burnt toast with whipped cream and chocolate chips
- my subjects serve me a four-course meal
- are you kidding, dude? I don't have time to eat!
5. If the world was about to end, what would you say?Edit
- oh no, EEEEK, etc.
- wow...no size restrictions and SCREW THE LIMIT!
- but I haven't killed everybody yet.
- WOOHOO! END OF THE FUCKIN UNIVERSE!!!
6. If you had a time machine, what would you do with it?Edit
- maybe go back to see my relatives
- go to the future to accomplish things so I don't have to do it later
- cause a paradox to slaughter my enemies
- you don't wanna know.
- I already have one.
7. What is in your closet?Edit
- clothes, shoes, some old antiques
- boxes of gadgets
- all my evil plans
- corpses, weapons, dictatorly rules, and empty space to put other evil stuff in
8. What would you like to conquer?Edit
- the day
- some major cities
- the solar system
9. What is your view of holidays?Edit
- a time to get together and have fun
- 'tis the season to advertise
- BEER! BEER! BEER!
- the perfect time to attack is when people are off-guard
10. What do you like to do?Edit
- I go to work, the rest of the day I eat and relax
- I think evil thoughts
- when I'm not out conquering, my subjects cater to my every need
- why do I have to answer this? I AM the king of all.
You are........EditThe moment of truth: if you answered...
mostly 1's: You are an average person. Better leave this site or you'll be scarred for life. You heard me, fuck off.
mostly 2's: You are a beginner dictator! There's lots to learn here. Check out the Beginner's Guide to get started.
mostly 3's: You are a fully-fledged dictator! You really know the ropes. Head over to the Hermit's Cave to chat with others of your kind and discuss new ideas. We might even make you an admin!
mostly 4's: You are the ultimate dictator! You are unquestionably part of the highest class there is (if there even still are classes after you've destroyed the government). A bureaucrat post for you, sire!
choice 5 on question number 6: you are a Time Lord. Clearly this is a place of evil, so go and oppose some Featured Article nominations or something.