This is a message for serious Wikians, and all users should probably read this too.
Please remember that we are a humorous site. We like being funny. In no way are we seriously suggesting any ideas or endorsing any products herein. We do not submit any confidential documents or content here.
On another note that the Mythbusters have told you a gazillion times before: please do not try anything at home. We are a humourous site and have no intention of making things really work.
To summarize, we try to be funny, and are not really serious here.